1. Executive Summary
Welcome to the whitepaper for Tariff Token ($TARIFFDC), a groundbreaking and entirely tongue-in-cheek crypto project born during the 2025 global tariff war. As traditional economies crumbled under the weight of trade disputes and import taxes, we dared to ask: “What if we made a meme coin that taxed itself?”
Tariff Token is the world’s first satirical economic experiment in decentralized tariff redistribution. It combines robust meme-onomics with lighthearted economic parody, flipping the narrative on both finance and global politics. We designed $TARIFFDC to be simple, stupid, and stunningly effective at delivering laughs, gains, and, dare we say, justice.
This document outlines our mission, mechanics, and misguided ambitions for total meme-world domination.
2. The Problem
Global finance is broken. Governments are locked in trade wars, sanction stand-offs, and inflation tantrums. Meanwhile, meme coins are busy offering nothing but pixelated dogs and hopes of mooning.
Where’s the accountability? Where’s the humour? Where’s the taxation?
Tariff Token solves all three.
“Why create a stablecoin when you can create a taxable coin?” — The Founders
3. The Solution: Tariff Token
Ticker: $TARIFFDC
Network: Ethereum Mainnet (because gas fees are the real tariffs)
Token Standard: ERC-20
Max Supply: 100,000
Tariff Token introduces a transactional tariff system:
- In true protectionist style, every foreign trade (buy/sell) is taxed at 3%. We call it… Patriotism.
- The tariff is redistributed back into the economy in a way even Keynes would laugh at.
| Portion | Allocation | Purpose |
|---|---|---|
| 1% | Reflection | To all holders, because holding is patriotic |
| 1% | Liquidity | Added to the LP pool, stabilizing your memevestment |
| 1% | Marketing Fund | Fuels memes, marketing, and community bribes (friendly ones) |
This isn’t just DeFi. This is DumbFi. But effective.
4. Tokenomics (The Memeconomy)
| Allocation | Percentage | Details |
| Public Launch | 70% | Available to everyone, even your uncle who still uses dial-up |
| Meme Treasury | 10% | For marketing raids, meme drops, and billboard campaigns nobody asked for |
| Community Fund | 10% | Rewards for loyal holders, contest winners, and Telegram philosophers |
| Team Wallet | 5% | Locked for 12 months in a vault guarded by legal disclaimers |
| Liquidity Pool | 5% | Locked and loaded like a Cold War submarine |
We don’t burn tokens. We just let paper hands handle that naturally.
Anti-Whale Measures: Max 2% per wallet. Sorry, crypto whales. Time to diet.
5. Roadmap
Q2 2025 – Invasion of the Memes
- Launch of $TARIFFDC on Ethereum
- Website launch (hosted via budget hosting for authenticity)
Q3 2025 – Consolidation of Chaos
- Listing on CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap
Q4 2025 – Decentralized Disruption
- NFT launch: Tariff Collectibles
2026+ – Meme Empire
- Launch of the Tariff DAO (Meme Senate)
- Meme Metaverse pilot: Tariff Tower
6. Technology Overview
Tariff Token runs on Ethereum, secured by battle-tested smart contracts (audited by interns with ChatGPT access).
Smart Contract Features:
- Immutable contract (renounced ownership)
- Auto-distribution of tariffs
- Liquidity lock via third-party escrow
- Anti-sniping & anti-bot protection
Want to read the code? It’s on Etherscan. Want to understand it? Good luck.
7. Governance (aka The Meme Senate)
Once the community grows, we aim to launch the Meme Senate DAO:
- Token-weighted voting
- Proposal system for new features, burn events, meme campaigns
- Possibly electing a “Meme Chancellor”
“We take governance seriously… until someone proposes a banana tax.”
8. Community Engagement
Community is everything. Here’s how we meme together:
- Tariff Academy: Learn crypto with satire
- MemeVault: On-chain archive of best community memes
9. Legal Disclaimers
Tariff Token is a satirical cryptocurrency with no intrinsic value. It is not investment advice, a political statement, or a substitute for economic reform.
We are not affiliated with any politician, government, economist, or functioning adult. Do your own research, use protection (wallet protection, that is), and don’t mortgage your house for a meme.
10. Conclusion
Tariff Token is more than a meme coin. It’s a meme movement. A rebellion against boring crypto projects. A parody of global trade wrapped in ERC-20 code.
Join the movement. Trade with pride. Hold like a hero. And remember:
“Some tokens moon. Some tokens tax. We do both.”
FAQ
Q: Are you affiliated with Trump or the U.S government?
A: No, we only utilise their superior meme-generating abilities for our benefit.
Q:Where can I buy TariffToken?
A: After launching on the 9th of May 2025, the token will be available for purchase on Uniswap.
Q: Is this a rugpull?
A: Unlike a lot of our competitors, we are definitely not a rugpull.
Q: What are your future plans?
A: In the near future, after our NFT launch of famous characters in this recent trade war saga, we are also planning on building the Tariff Tower on the metaverse.
Follow Us
Website: www.tarifftoken.org
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